The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Genius is born--not paid.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.